Idolatry -- You Can't Always Get What You Want - March 22nd 2005

But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need. Oh Yeah!

Rest in peace, Chicken Little.

I predict:

1. In the next five years, we will have a rap album from Kevin Covais. The first single will become an ironic novelty item, not entirely unlike "You've Got The Touch" from Boogie Nights. Kevin will become rich and blow the proceeds on a set of diamond encrusted platinum teeth.
2. Kevin will eventually author and star in the first hip hop musical off Broadway. It will earn mixed reviews, due to a honkey kid singing the lead.
3. Ultimately, Chicken Little will wind up in Orlando or Anaheim, as the only Disney Character actor who doesn't have to wear a suit. Just a daily tar and feathering and he'll be ready for the kids and grandmas.
   

I cannot tell you how happy I was that everyone who is even remotely decent stayed and Kevin got the boot. Maybe the voting system actually works. No. A few sane results don't prove anything.

Next week, we work on Bumkin.